‘Tis the season for great big movies! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “The Matrix Resurrections” and “House of Gucci”! Plus other things and odd bits of [...]

Two top-flight reviews await you this week, as John and El’Ahrai talk “Spider-Man: No Way Home” and “Nightmare Alley”! That’s it. That’s the synopsis. [...]

You won’t believe what we’ve got for you this week! (Yes, you will.) John and El’Ahrai are here with new reviews of “Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City” and [...]

What are you thankful for? New movie reviews? Wow, us too! This week, El’Ahrai and John provide reviews of “Belfast” and “Black Friday”! Plus home video talk, [...]

This week is all about…g-g-g-ghosts! Yes, John and El’Ahrai are here to review “Ghostbusters: Afterlife” and “Prisoners of the Ghostland”! Doesn’t that [...]

Stories of various royalties are on tap this week, as El’Ahrai and John bring reviews of “Spencer” and “White as Snow”! But wait, there’s more! We also have an [...]

Big time reviews on a big time show this week! John and El’Ahrai give you “Eternals”, “Antlers”, and “Last Night in Soho”! So strap in! He who can [...]

There are shows, and then there are SHOWS. This…is the first kind, frankly. But listen in and see if it’s your kind of show. This week, El’Ahrai and John review [...]

Do you want to hear about movies and this of that ilk? Then listen up and listen in! This week, El’Ahrai and John deliver reviews of “The Last Duel” and “The Incredible [...]

It’s time for this week’s show! Not next week’s, not last week’s, THIS WEEK’S SHOW! And on this week’s show, John and El’Ahrai review [...]

Sequels are the order of the day on this week’s show! El’Ahrai and John review “No Time To Die” and “Venom: Let There Be Carnage”! Plus assorted other talk! [...]

Here we go again, talkin’ movies. This week, John and El’Ahrai bring you reviews of “The Many Saints of Newark” and “Malignant”! So listen and learn something! [...]

Like that plant that just won’t die, we’re back with a new episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “The Eyes of Tammy Faye” and “Cold War Creatures: Four [...]

The fun times fade, leaving us in the throes of the serious movie season. As such, John and El’Ahrai look ahead to their Top 5 Most Anticipated Movies Until The End of the Year! [...]

Summer’s fading, but movies are forever! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Candyman” and “Together”! So settle in and listen! They will say that I have shed [...]

Here we are again, ready to tear up the world of movie reviewing! This week, John and El’Ahrai talk “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings” and “The Brotherhood of [...]

I’ll bet you thought we couldn’t come back after a show like last week’s. Well, we’re here to prove you wrong! El’Ahrai and John review “Reminiscence” [...]

It’s a big, round number, so it’s a great big show! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Annette”, “Profile”, “Free Guy”, and “The [...]

Feels like we’re on the cusp of something, doesn’t it? This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Jungle Cruise” and “Lucky”! But wait, there’s more! We [...]

Crawling from the depths of depravity and tardiness, it’s a new episode! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Joe Bell” and “Old”! Plus the rest of the content [...]

Tra la la! Sis-boom-bah! La ti dah! Other strings of vocalized syllables! This week, El’Ahrai and John are back again with reviews of “Space Jam: A New Legacy” and [...]

Do you want reviews? Well, you’ve come to the right place. This week, John and El’Ahrai bring you “Zola” and “Fear Street: Part Two – 1978”! That should [...]

Are we back from the Great Nothing? Well, the fact of this week’s movies getting released would point to that. El’Ahrai and John review “Black Widow” and “The [...]

Listen to the fevered, feeble gibberings of a broken mind on this week’s show. So it’s come to this: there’s another “Fast & Furious” movie out. This week, John [...]

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s movie? Thou art more lovely and less explodey. This week, El’Ahrai and John review “The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard” and [...]

Here we are again, talking movies. John and El’Ahrai have returned, and it’s time for another episode! This week, they review “In The Heights” and “Salvador Dali: In [...]

Still at it! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Dream Horse” and “The Amusement Park”! Plus everything else you’ve come to know and tolerate! Darling, if [...]

We go sublime to ridiculous on this week’s show, as John and El’Ahrai review “Cruella” and “Spare Parts”! Plus newsbits and other bits and bobs. Want to play a [...]

There’s a whole bunch of Criterion talk, both profound and absurd, on this week’s episode, so strap in, won’t you? El’Ahrai and John are coming around to give you reviews [...]

Summer movies are starting to trickle into theaters, and we’ve got reviews of ’em! This week, John and El’Ahrai talk about “A Quiet Place Part II” and “Spiral: [...]

What do you mean, late? This is the on-timeiest episode ever! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Wrath of Man” and “Undergods”! Plus all the usual strangeness [...]

Take 2 reviews, 1 interview, mix with a late night, and you’ve got this week’s episode! John and El’Ahrai have cooked up reviews of “Limbo” and “The [...]

So much content, it’s almost too much for this little box! The Oscars have come and gone, and we take a final look at them for this year! But wait, there’s more! We also have an [...]

It’s another humdinger of an episode this week, as John and El’Ahrai review “In The Earth” and “Quick Change”! Plus they announce their plans to stream their [...]

Look, there are great episodes, and there are episodes that just need to get done. I leave it to you to decide which one this is. This week, El’Ahrai and John deliver reviews of [...]

Once more, into the theaters! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “French Exit” and “Death Has Blue Eyes”! Doesn’t that sound fun? Well, if that’s how [...]

Biff! Bam! Pow! On this week’s episode, El’Ahrai and John tell you tales of big fights, with reviews of “Godzilla Vs. Kong” and “Nobody”! Doesn’t that [...]

Gather now children, and you shall hear movie reviews, interviews, and more! This week, John and El’Ahrai discuss “Zack Snyder’s Justice League” and “Slaxx”! [...]

Spring forward, fall back, who cares, there’s movies to discuss! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “The Father” and “Isle of the Dead”! Plus! Hear their [...]

This episode reaches high highs and low lows, as John and El’Ahrai take you through their reviews of “Coming 2 America” and “Raya and the Last Dragon”! O, bliss! You [...]

You get a new episode! And you get a new episode! And you…get the idea. This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Tom and Jerry” and “The Stylist”! Plus all the [...]

Fresh off the factory, loaded with new-show smell, it’s a fresh episode! This week, John and El’Ahrai bring reviews of “Nomadland” and “The Vigil”! But wait, [...]

Haven’t you had enough? Well, fine. This week, El’Ahrai and John review “The Map of Tiny Perfect Things” and “Archenemy”. But wait, there’s more! We also [...]

John and El’Ahrai are back, with reviews of “Malcolm & Marie” and “Judas & The Black Messiah”! Lots of & talk on this week’s show. But wait, [...]

Hot off the presses, it’s another episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John  provide reviews of “The Little Things” and “Host”! But wait, there’s more! We [...]

I just did a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that podcast. This week, John and El’Ahrai swoop in with reviews of “In and Of Itself” and “Southland Tales”! Plus [...]

Stride into this brave new world with us! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Locked Down” and “Psycho Goreman”! But wait, there’s more! We also have [...]

The year-end/start hubbub is over, and it’s time now to settle back into routine. This week, John and El’Ahrai review “The White Tiger” and “Once Upon a [...]

A new year brings thoughts of renewal, new life, and NEW MOVIES! This week, El’Ahrai and John deliver their lists of the Top 5 Most Anticipated Movies of 2021! (It’s all about [...]

It’s here! The 2020 Neon Movie Bunker Year-End SPECTACUGANZA! Yes, this week, John and El’Ahrai give you, our loyal listeners, their lists of the Top 10 Movies of 2020! But wait, [...]

What’s that smell? Did I step in something? Is someone burning oily hair? Or is it just this week’s show? It’s the latter, because it’s time for the Top 5 Worst Movies of [...]

Reviews, news, and interviews! (Oh, my.) This week, John and El’Ahrai deliver reviews of “Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom” and “The Dark and the Wicked”! But wait, [...]

We’re firmly lodged in December, so the reviews are getting bigger and better! This week, El’Ahrai and John discuss “Ammonite” and “Mank”! But wait, [...]

We’ve got piping-hot reviews for you this week! John and El’Ahrai review “Happiest Season” and “Black Bear”! But wait, there’s more! We also have an [...]

It’s Thanksgiving week, so have fun with that. This time around, El’Ahrai and John review “The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special” and “Leap of Faith: The Exorcist [...]

November can be an odd month, falling as it does between scary, spooky October, and the Christmas cheer of December. This week’s reviews reflect that dichotomy, as John and El’Ahrai [...]

In this time of uncertainty, gain clarity on at least some matters by listening to this week’s show. El’Ahrai and John bring you reviews of “On the Rocks” and “A [...]

Hold your breath with us, won’t you? This week, John and El’Ahrai review “What the Constitution Means To Me” and “Antebellum”! But wait, there’s more! We [...]

Trick or treat! For this Halloween episode, join El’Ahrai and John as they review “Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm” and “Cold Light of Day”! Doesn’t that sound [...]

We do have an episode this week, who says we don’t? John and El’Ahrai come through with reviews of “Kajillionaire” and “Scare Package”, so doesn’t that [...]

Hello there! We are a podcast! Perhaps you would like to listen! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Hubie Halloween” and “The Last Starfighter”! You know what you [...]

Just in the nick of time, here’s another new episode! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Ava” and “The Tax Collector”! Plus more release date shuffling and [...]

There are few who’d deny that what I do I am the…top 100, maybe. Definitely top 1000. Anyway, we’re back with another episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John review [...]

Psst…hey, buddy, you want a movie review show? Then step right over here and get yourself a brand new fully-loaded Neon Movie Bunker! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “The [...]

Back with more reviews, and back to home viewing. This week, El’Ahrai and John review “I’m Thinking Of Ending Things” and “Jesus Shows You The Way To The [...]

We begin taking our first tentative steps back to normalcy this week, as John and El’Ahrai review “Tenet” and “The Naked City”! Yay, theaters! Men my age dictate [...]

Be excellent to each other. Start by listening to this week’s episode! El’Ahrai and John provide reviews of “Bill & Ted Face the Music” and another variety of [...]

150 is a big, nifty number! Do we have a big, nifty show to suit it? You decide! This week, John and El’Ahrai have reviews of “The One and Only Ivan” and a variety of selections [...]

What does this fine summer day offer us? Well, El’Ahrai and John are back, and they review “Project Power” and “Gamera: The Complete Collection”! Doesn’t that [...]