It’s holiday time around these parts, and what do we have for you? That’s right, new reviews! This week, El’Ahrai and John talk “Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery” [...]

A new episode arises! Reviews are here! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” and “Jeepers Creepers Reborn”! Plus all the other good [...]

Here’s something to make your nose hair curl: a new episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Weird: The Al Yankovic Story” and “Armageddon Time”. [...]

Rejoice! John and El’Ahrai have new reviews for you! This week, “Tár” and “V/H/S 99” are under the microscope! Please to enjoy! An affair has more rules than a marriage.

Enough of your messing about, it’s time for a new episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John offer reviews of “The Banshees of Inisherin” and “The Count Yorga [...]

Doesn’t it seem like a great time for a new show? Well, you’re in luck! We’ve got one for you! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Halloween Ends” and [...]

The march of time continues apace! As such, we have a new episode for you! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Amsterdam” and “Hellraiser”. Doesn’t that sound [...]

t’s all about one-word titles this week, as John and El’Ahrai review “Smile” and “Bros”! Doesn’t that sound exciting? Plus all the usual things [...]

El’Ahrai and John have returned to enlighten you once again! OK, OK, they’re here to talk about movies, let’s not get too highfalutin’. This week, there are reviews of [...]

It’s a new week, and a new season, and we’ve got a new show! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Blonde” and “The Invitation”! Yay! Plus, y’know, [...]

The end of the movie year is its own thing, with its own rules. Blockbusters (to a degree) give way to prestige pictures with the changing of the seasons. As such, this week El’Ahrai and [...]

This episode number is a perfect square. That has no bearing on the content, but it should be noted somewhere. This week, John and El’Ahrai come in hot with reviews of “Honk For [...]

Hey, guess what! We’ve got a new episode for you. This week, El’Ahrai and John bring you reviews of “Three Thousand Years of Longing” and “Burial”! So please, [...]

In defiance of the laws of God and man, a new episode rises! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Fall” and “Glorious”! Is that enough for you? It is? Oh, good. If [...]

OK, before we start, we know the sound is a bit wonky on this one. That said, we have a new episode! El’Ahrai and John are back with reviews of “Bodies Bodies Bodies” and [...]

It’s an action-packed show this week, as John and El’Ahrai review “Bullet Train” and “Allegoria”! But wait, there’s more! We also have Part 2 of our [...]

And here we are, back with another episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “DC League of Super-Pets” and “Bloody Muscle Body Builder In Hell”! But wait, [...]

It’s our reasonably-sized anniversary 250th episode! Boggle in wonder and amazement that we’ve made it this far! Thrill to John and El’Ahrai reviewing “Nope” and [...]

Here’s a show! A show for you! About movies! Yay! This week. El’Ahrai and John review “Mrs. Harris Goes To Paris” and “Dual”! Hooray! Get hyped! Exclamation [...]

It’s a fine show this week, as John and El’Ahrai review “Thor: Love and Thunder” and “ScarfFace”. But wait, there’s more! We also have an interview with [...]

We’re halfway through the year, so it’s time for a look back! This week, El’Ahrai and John reveal their lists of the Top 5 Movies of 2022 So Far! Thrill to their encomiums to [...]

This week’s show is. I think that sums it up quite nicely. John and El’Ahrai review “The Black Phone” and “True Romance”! So download and listen! Guys! Cut it [...]

It’s a light episode this week, as El’Ahrai and John discuss “Lightyear” and “Lux Æterna”! Plus newsbits, home video picks, the usual. So listen! I am not a [...]

Someone makes a return to their second-“favorite” Universal franchise this week, as John and El’Ahrai review “Jurassic World: Dominion” and “Friend of the [...]

Who is the podcast that won’t cop out when there’s danger all about? Neon Movie Bunker! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Crimes of the Future” and [...]

Summer is in full swing, and the movies reflect that! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Top Gun: Maverick” and “The Bob’s Burgers Movie”! Good old-fashioned [...]

We’re back with yet another new episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Men” and “Umma”! That seems terrific! Speed. To be able to control it. To know [...]

Is it time? To floss? No, it is not. It is, in fact, time for a new episode. This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Firestarter” and “The Sadness”! So please, give a [...]

Lo, the seven thunders uttered and spake into existence a new episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John are here to bring you reviews of “The Bad Guys” and “Clean”! So [...]

800 is a big number. Just sayin’. This week, John and El’Ahrai are here to review “Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness” and “Love Cut”! But wait, [...]

One away from a milestone, El’Ahrai and John are back with a hot new episode! This week, they review “The Northman” and “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent”! [...]

Hello, all. It’s time for another episode! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Dual” and “They Look Like People”! Doesn’t that sound like fun? Well, [...]

The boys are back again with a new episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John bring reviews of “Everything Everywhere All At Once” and “Premutos: The Fallen Angel”! Also [...]

The Oscars are over, so it’s time to move on. This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Morbius” and “The Business of Birth Control”. Plus more of the bits that you [...]

A short sharp shock of a show this week, recorded just before the Oscar ceremony (and our Twitch livestream thereof). El’Ahrai and John review “The Lost City” and [...]

As we wait for the Oscars to arrive, John and El’Ahrai are here to help you pass the time with reviews of “The Outfit” and “Love Jones”! Plus! Tune into our Twitch [...]

There’s dirty, filthy things afoot in this week’s show, as El’Ahrai and John review “X” and “Deep Water”. Dirty, dirty, dirty. Also, get ready for our [...]

You are not the kind of guy who would be at a podcast like this at this time of the morning. Or maybe you are; I don’t know you. But this week, John and El’Ahrai review “Drive [...]

Great big show this week! El’Ahrai and John come at you with reviews of “The Batman”, “I Am Mortal”, and “The Worst Person In The World”! Told you it was [...]

Wild adventure and bloody gore are on the menu this week, as John and El’Ahrai review “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” and “Uncharted”! Plus some newsbits and [...]

Face front, true believer! We’ve got a top-notch episode for you. El’Ahrai and John review “Death on the Nile” and “The Cursed”! So listen and enjoy! [...]

It’s time for another concise episode! (As opposed to all those other, flabby episodes.) This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Jackass Forever” and “Apex”! I [...]

If I were cleverer, I’d figure out some way to make a Groundhog Day joke here. Looks like I’m not that clever. Anyway, this week we have a chat with Regan Linton of Imperfect and [...]

It’s another show! No, really! John and El’Ahrai are back to bring you reviews of “Belle” and “Experiment 53”! So listen in and enjoy! Timeline? This is no [...]

Year-ending and year-beginning festivities have come and gone, leaving us simply with reviews. This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Scream” and “The 355”! Plus! Get [...]

As we look into a new year, anticipation starts to build for a number of projects! This week, John and El’Ahrai reveal their lists for the Top 5 Most Anticipated Movies of 2022! (The fight [...]

It’s finally time! The 2021 NEON MOVIE BUNKER YEAR-END SPECTACUGANZA! Thrill and boggle at El’Ahrai and John revealing their Top 10 lists for the year! Listen so you can argue! Plus! [...]

It’s a giant show this week, so let’s get into it! El’Ahrai and John share reviews of “West Side Story”, “Benedetta”, “Don’t Look Up”, [...]