This week’s show is not quite as lengthy as some recent episodes, but still, there’s good value for your podcast-listening dollar! El’Ahrai and John review “A Haunting In [...]

People of Earth! We have detected a need for semi-cogent film content in the podcast sphere on your benighted orb. Unfortunately, all we have are these guys. This week John and El’Ahrai [...]

Well, will you look at that: it’s a new show! From the outisde, it appears to be full of reviews, news, and other oddness! Look a little closer, and you’ll see that El’Ahrai and [...]

A little of this, a little of that, some of those, some of these, some of them… Put it all together in an empanada of delight known as The Neon Movie Bunker! This week, John and [...]

Gather ’round, children, for The Neon Movie Bunker has risen again from the muck and the mire! This week, El’Ahrai and John bring you reviews of “Strays” and [...]

Howdy! This week’s show features a LOT of talking about physical media. Also: movie reviews. Specifically, John and El’Ahrai discuss “Passages” and “Babylon 5: The [...]

Achtung! It’s a spookyish good time this week, as John and El’Ahrai have reviews of “Haunted Mansion” and “Ghosts of the Void”! OOOOooooOOOoooo! Like I said, [...]

Well, the biggest movie weekend of the year has come, and we’re here to talk about it! Yes, El’Ahrai and John have reviews of “Oppenheimer”, “Robot Monster”, [...]

Holy hell, it’s EPISODE 300! Started from the bottom, now we’re…well, I’d rather not say. This week, John and El’Ahrai reviw “Mission Impossible: Dead [...]

Hey, kids! Guess what time it is! That’s right, it’s time for the Annual Neon Movie Bunker Half-Year In Review Show! Thrill as John and El’Ahrai enumerate their Top 5 Movies of [...]

It is a big, beefy episode this week, as John and El’Ahrai have a whole lot to tear into! Most prominent are reviews of “Asteroid City” and “The Flash”! Thre is also [...]

Audio problems be damned, we got a show to get out! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Sanctuary” and “Brooklyn 45′! Plus still more Hollywood labor relations [...]

It’s meaty, beaty, big and bouncy–yes, it’s this week’s show! John and El’Ahrai have returned once more, this time to review “Spider-Man: Across the [...]

Despite everything you’ve done–and don’t think we don’t know–El’Ahrai and John have returned once more to bring the light of new movie reviews into your lives. [...]

Wouldn’t it be neat if there was a new episode in this space? Well, guess what! We do have a new episode for you! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “BlackBerry” and [...]

Becuase you’ve all been very, very good boys and girls and enbys, we have a new episode for you! This week, for their sins, John and El’Ahrai are here to talk to you about “Fast [...]

Despite all good sense, we’re back with another episode! This week, John and El’Ahrai have reviews of “Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret” and “65”. [...]

It’s another great show as El’Ahrai and John kick off the summer movie season with reviews of “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3” and “Evil Dead Rise”! Plus the [...]

Oh, boy, is it a humdinger of a show this week! John and El’Ahrai expound at length, with reviews of “Sisu” and “Beau Is Afraid”! Plus there is an extended [...]

We’re back, with a Count/Pointercount review of “Renfield”! But wait, there’s more! We also have an interview with CineYouth Film Festival programmer Celese Wong! Plus the [...]

We have returned! And what do you know, we’ve got a new show for you. This week John and El’Ahrai review “The Super Mario Bros. Movie” and “Calamity of [...]

We are back in a flash this week! El’Ahrai and John have reviews of “Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves” and “The Five Devils”, so prepare yourself for [...]

OK, OK, yeah, whatever. John and ElAhrai are here to review “John Wick Chapter 4” and “Waco: American Apocalypse”. Listen or don’t. So you can either hand over your [...]

We’ve got sequels a-plenty on this week’s show! John and El’Ahrai are in the house to review “Creed III” and “Scream VI”! Plus! A brief breakdown and [...]

It’s another show, callooh, callay! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre” and “Children of the Corn”! Plus! We announce our [...]

Step aside, black and white. Get out of the way, hot and cold. This week’s episode introduces a new entrant into the contrasts pantheon, as John and El’Ahrai review “Cocaine [...]

Yeah, yeah. We got a show for you. El’Ahrai and John show up herein to review “Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey” and “Marlowe”. Plus other stuff, including a neat [...]

John and El’Ahrai are back with a show that is both a hoot and a holler. None of your half-measures here! The reviews this week are “Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania” and [...]

Yeah, whatever, new episode, fine. This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Living” and “The Return of Swamp Thing”. That’s it. That’s the writeup. I am not [...]

It’s another week! It’s another show! That’s all we know and all we need to know! This week, John and El’Ahrai provide reviews of “Infinity Pool” and [...]

Now that most of the year-end/year-start hoopla has died down, this week’s show is a lean discussion of movies’n’stuff. El’Ahrai and John review “Missing” and [...]

Let’s look toward the future, shall we? This week, John and El’Ahrai peer at the year ahead and tell you their lists of the Top 5 Most Anticipated Movies of 2023! (Both of them fought [...]

It’s here! It’s here! IT’S FINALLY HERE! Yes, the Neon Movie Bunker 2022 Year-End Spectacuganza has finally arrived! Thrill to El’Ahrai, John, and special guest Cati [...]

The end of the year is here, and with it all the requisite looking-back festivities. As such, John and El’Ahrai are here with their Top 5 Worst movies of 2022! Live, laugh, and love your [...]

A plethora of holiday treats await you in this week’s episode! El’Ahrai and John review “The Whale” and “Babylon”! So listen up for that good, good stuff! You [...]

Arguably the heaviest hitters of the year are here, and wouldn’t you know, we’ve got a review of it! That’s right, John and El’Ahrai are here to review “Avatar: The [...]

El’Ahrai and John have returned once more to enlighten, and just possibly entertain. This week sees reviews of “Violent Night” and “Empire of Light”, all right all [...]

The year is coming down to its home stretch, and John and El’Ahrai have reviews for you! This week, they talk “The Fabelmans” and “The Harbinger”! Isn’t that a [...]

It’s holiday time around these parts, and what do we have for you? That’s right, new reviews! This week, El’Ahrai and John talk “Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery” [...]

A new episode arises! Reviews are here! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” and “Jeepers Creepers Reborn”! Plus all the other good [...]

Here’s something to make your nose hair curl: a new episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Weird: The Al Yankovic Story” and “Armageddon Time”. [...]

Rejoice! John and El’Ahrai have new reviews for you! This week, “Tár” and “V/H/S 99” are under the microscope! Please to enjoy! An affair has more rules than a marriage.

Enough of your messing about, it’s time for a new episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John offer reviews of “The Banshees of Inisherin” and “The Count Yorga [...]

Doesn’t it seem like a great time for a new show? Well, you’re in luck! We’ve got one for you! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Halloween Ends” and [...]

The march of time continues apace! As such, we have a new episode for you! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Amsterdam” and “Hellraiser”. Doesn’t that sound [...]

t’s all about one-word titles this week, as John and El’Ahrai review “Smile” and “Bros”! Doesn’t that sound exciting? Plus all the usual things [...]

El’Ahrai and John have returned to enlighten you once again! OK, OK, they’re here to talk about movies, let’s not get too highfalutin’. This week, there are reviews of [...]

It’s a new week, and a new season, and we’ve got a new show! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Blonde” and “The Invitation”! Yay! Plus, y’know, [...]

The end of the movie year is its own thing, with its own rules. Blockbusters (to a degree) give way to prestige pictures with the changing of the seasons. As such, this week El’Ahrai and [...]

This episode number is a perfect square. That has no bearing on the content, but it should be noted somewhere. This week, John and El’Ahrai come in hot with reviews of “Honk For [...]

Hey, guess what! We’ve got a new episode for you. This week, El’Ahrai and John bring you reviews of “Three Thousand Years of Longing” and “Burial”! So please, [...]

In defiance of the laws of God and man, a new episode rises! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Fall” and “Glorious”! Is that enough for you? It is? Oh, good. If [...]

OK, before we start, we know the sound is a bit wonky on this one. That said, we have a new episode! El’Ahrai and John are back with reviews of “Bodies Bodies Bodies” and [...]

It’s an action-packed show this week, as John and El’Ahrai review “Bullet Train” and “Allegoria”! But wait, there’s more! We also have Part 2 of our [...]

And here we are, back with another episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “DC League of Super-Pets” and “Bloody Muscle Body Builder In Hell”! But wait, [...]

It’s our reasonably-sized anniversary 250th episode! Boggle in wonder and amazement that we’ve made it this far! Thrill to John and El’Ahrai reviewing “Nope” and [...]

Here’s a show! A show for you! About movies! Yay! This week. El’Ahrai and John review “Mrs. Harris Goes To Paris” and “Dual”! Hooray! Get hyped! Exclamation [...]

It’s a fine show this week, as John and El’Ahrai review “Thor: Love and Thunder” and “ScarfFace”. But wait, there’s more! We also have an interview with [...]

We’re halfway through the year, so it’s time for a look back! This week, El’Ahrai and John reveal their lists of the Top 5 Movies of 2022 So Far! Thrill to their encomiums to [...]

This week’s show is. I think that sums it up quite nicely. John and El’Ahrai review “The Black Phone” and “True Romance”! So download and listen! Guys! Cut it [...]

It’s a light episode this week, as El’Ahrai and John discuss “Lightyear” and “Lux Æterna”! Plus newsbits, home video picks, the usual. So listen! I am not a [...]

Someone makes a return to their second-“favorite” Universal franchise this week, as John and El’Ahrai review “Jurassic World: Dominion” and “Friend of the [...]

Who is the podcast that won’t cop out when there’s danger all about? Neon Movie Bunker! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Crimes of the Future” and [...]

Summer is in full swing, and the movies reflect that! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Top Gun: Maverick” and “The Bob’s Burgers Movie”! Good old-fashioned [...]

We’re back with yet another new episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Men” and “Umma”! That seems terrific! Speed. To be able to control it. To know [...]

Is it time? To floss? No, it is not. It is, in fact, time for a new episode. This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Firestarter” and “The Sadness”! So please, give a [...]

Lo, the seven thunders uttered and spake into existence a new episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John are here to bring you reviews of “The Bad Guys” and “Clean”! So [...]

800 is a big number. Just sayin’. This week, John and El’Ahrai are here to review “Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness” and “Love Cut”! But wait, [...]

One away from a milestone, El’Ahrai and John are back with a hot new episode! This week, they review “The Northman” and “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent”! [...]

Hello, all. It’s time for another episode! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Dual” and “They Look Like People”! Doesn’t that sound like fun? Well, [...]

The boys are back again with a new episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John bring reviews of “Everything Everywhere All At Once” and “Premutos: The Fallen Angel”! Also [...]

The Oscars are over, so it’s time to move on. This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Morbius” and “The Business of Birth Control”. Plus more of the bits that you [...]

A short sharp shock of a show this week, recorded just before the Oscar ceremony (and our Twitch livestream thereof). El’Ahrai and John review “The Lost City” and [...]

As we wait for the Oscars to arrive, John and El’Ahrai are here to help you pass the time with reviews of “The Outfit” and “Love Jones”! Plus! Tune into our Twitch [...]

There’s dirty, filthy things afoot in this week’s show, as El’Ahrai and John review “X” and “Deep Water”. Dirty, dirty, dirty. Also, get ready for our [...]

You are not the kind of guy who would be at a podcast like this at this time of the morning. Or maybe you are; I don’t know you. But this week, John and El’Ahrai review “Drive [...]

Great big show this week! El’Ahrai and John come at you with reviews of “The Batman”, “I Am Mortal”, and “The Worst Person In The World”! Told you it was [...]

Wild adventure and bloody gore are on the menu this week, as John and El’Ahrai review “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” and “Uncharted”! Plus some newsbits and [...]

Face front, true believer! We’ve got a top-notch episode for you. El’Ahrai and John review “Death on the Nile” and “The Cursed”! So listen and enjoy! [...]

It’s time for another concise episode! (As opposed to all those other, flabby episodes.) This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Jackass Forever” and “Apex”! I [...]

If I were cleverer, I’d figure out some way to make a Groundhog Day joke here. Looks like I’m not that clever. Anyway, this week we have a chat with Regan Linton of Imperfect and [...]

It’s another show! No, really! John and El’Ahrai are back to bring you reviews of “Belle” and “Experiment 53”! So listen in and enjoy! Timeline? This is no [...]

Year-ending and year-beginning festivities have come and gone, leaving us simply with reviews. This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Scream” and “The 355”! Plus! Get [...]

As we look into a new year, anticipation starts to build for a number of projects! This week, John and El’Ahrai reveal their lists for the Top 5 Most Anticipated Movies of 2022! (The fight [...]

It’s finally time! The 2021 NEON MOVIE BUNKER YEAR-END SPECTACUGANZA! Thrill and boggle at El’Ahrai and John revealing their Top 10 lists for the year! Listen so you can argue! Plus! [...]

It’s a giant show this week, so let’s get into it! El’Ahrai and John share reviews of “West Side Story”, “Benedetta”, “Don’t Look Up”, [...]