Summer’s fading, but movies are forever! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Candyman” and “Together”! So settle in and listen! They will say that I have shed [...]

Here we are again, ready to tear up the world of movie reviewing! This week, John and El’Ahrai talk “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings” and “The Brotherhood of [...]

I’ll bet you thought we couldn’t come back after a show like last week’s. Well, we’re here to prove you wrong! El’Ahrai and John review “Reminiscence” [...]

It’s a big, round number, so it’s a great big show! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Annette”, “Profile”, “Free Guy”, and “The [...]

Feels like we’re on the cusp of something, doesn’t it? This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Jungle Cruise” and “Lucky”! But wait, there’s more! We [...]

Crawling from the depths of depravity and tardiness, it’s a new episode! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Joe Bell” and “Old”! Plus the rest of the content [...]

Tra la la! Sis-boom-bah! La ti dah! Other strings of vocalized syllables! This week, El’Ahrai and John are back again with reviews of “Space Jam: A New Legacy” and [...]

Do you want reviews? Well, you’ve come to the right place. This week, John and El’Ahrai bring you “Zola” and “Fear Street: Part Two – 1978”! That should [...]

Are we back from the Great Nothing? Well, the fact of this week’s movies getting released would point to that. El’Ahrai and John review “Black Widow” and “The [...]

Listen to the fevered, feeble gibberings of a broken mind on this week’s show. So it’s come to this: there’s another “Fast & Furious” movie out. This week, John [...]

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s movie? Thou art more lovely and less explodey. This week, El’Ahrai and John review “The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard” and [...]

Here we are again, talking movies. John and El’Ahrai have returned, and it’s time for another episode! This week, they review “In The Heights” and “Salvador Dali: In [...]

Still at it! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Dream Horse” and “The Amusement Park”! Plus everything else you’ve come to know and tolerate! Darling, if [...]

We go sublime to ridiculous on this week’s show, as John and El’Ahrai review “Cruella” and “Spare Parts”! Plus newsbits and other bits and bobs. Want to play a [...]

There’s a whole bunch of Criterion talk, both profound and absurd, on this week’s episode, so strap in, won’t you? El’Ahrai and John are coming around to give you reviews [...]

Summer movies are starting to trickle into theaters, and we’ve got reviews of ’em! This week, John and El’Ahrai talk about “A Quiet Place Part II” and “Spiral: [...]

What do you mean, late? This is the on-timeiest episode ever! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Wrath of Man” and “Undergods”! Plus all the usual strangeness [...]

Take 2 reviews, 1 interview, mix with a late night, and you’ve got this week’s episode! John and El’Ahrai have cooked up reviews of “Limbo” and “The [...]

So much content, it’s almost too much for this little box! The Oscars have come and gone, and we take a final look at them for this year! But wait, there’s more! We also have an [...]

It’s another humdinger of an episode this week, as John and El’Ahrai review “In The Earth” and “Quick Change”! Plus they announce their plans to stream their [...]

Look, there are great episodes, and there are episodes that just need to get done. I leave it to you to decide which one this is. This week, El’Ahrai and John deliver reviews of [...]

Once more, into the theaters! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “French Exit” and “Death Has Blue Eyes”! Doesn’t that sound fun? Well, if that’s how [...]

Biff! Bam! Pow! On this week’s episode, El’Ahrai and John tell you tales of big fights, with reviews of “Godzilla Vs. Kong” and “Nobody”! Doesn’t that [...]

Gather now children, and you shall hear movie reviews, interviews, and more! This week, John and El’Ahrai discuss “Zack Snyder’s Justice League” and “Slaxx”! [...]

Spring forward, fall back, who cares, there’s movies to discuss! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “The Father” and “Isle of the Dead”! Plus! Hear their [...]

This episode reaches high highs and low lows, as John and El’Ahrai take you through their reviews of “Coming 2 America” and “Raya and the Last Dragon”! O, bliss! You [...]

You get a new episode! And you get a new episode! And you…get the idea. This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Tom and Jerry” and “The Stylist”! Plus all the [...]

Fresh off the factory, loaded with new-show smell, it’s a fresh episode! This week, John and El’Ahrai bring reviews of “Nomadland” and “The Vigil”! But wait, [...]

Haven’t you had enough? Well, fine. This week, El’Ahrai and John review “The Map of Tiny Perfect Things” and “Archenemy”. But wait, there’s more! We also [...]

John and El’Ahrai are back, with reviews of “Malcolm & Marie” and “Judas & The Black Messiah”! Lots of & talk on this week’s show. But wait, [...]

Hot off the presses, it’s another episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John  provide reviews of “The Little Things” and “Host”! But wait, there’s more! We [...]

I just did a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that podcast. This week, John and El’Ahrai swoop in with reviews of “In and Of Itself” and “Southland Tales”! Plus [...]

Stride into this brave new world with us! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Locked Down” and “Psycho Goreman”! But wait, there’s more! We also have [...]

The year-end/start hubbub is over, and it’s time now to settle back into routine. This week, John and El’Ahrai review “The White Tiger” and “Once Upon a [...]

A new year brings thoughts of renewal, new life, and NEW MOVIES! This week, El’Ahrai and John deliver their lists of the Top 5 Most Anticipated Movies of 2021! (It’s all about [...]

It’s here! The 2020 Neon Movie Bunker Year-End SPECTACUGANZA! Yes, this week, John and El’Ahrai give you, our loyal listeners, their lists of the Top 10 Movies of 2020! But wait, [...]

What’s that smell? Did I step in something? Is someone burning oily hair? Or is it just this week’s show? It’s the latter, because it’s time for the Top 5 Worst Movies of [...]

Reviews, news, and interviews! (Oh, my.) This week, John and El’Ahrai deliver reviews of “Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom” and “The Dark and the Wicked”! But wait, [...]

We’re firmly lodged in December, so the reviews are getting bigger and better! This week, El’Ahrai and John discuss “Ammonite” and “Mank”! But wait, [...]

We’ve got piping-hot reviews for you this week! John and El’Ahrai review “Happiest Season” and “Black Bear”! But wait, there’s more! We also have an [...]

It’s Thanksgiving week, so have fun with that. This time around, El’Ahrai and John review “The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special” and “Leap of Faith: The Exorcist [...]

November can be an odd month, falling as it does between scary, spooky October, and the Christmas cheer of December. This week’s reviews reflect that dichotomy, as John and El’Ahrai [...]

In this time of uncertainty, gain clarity on at least some matters by listening to this week’s show. El’Ahrai and John bring you reviews of “On the Rocks” and “A [...]

Hold your breath with us, won’t you? This week, John and El’Ahrai review “What the Constitution Means To Me” and “Antebellum”! But wait, there’s more! We [...]

Trick or treat! For this Halloween episode, join El’Ahrai and John as they review “Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm” and “Cold Light of Day”! Doesn’t that sound [...]

We do have an episode this week, who says we don’t? John and El’Ahrai come through with reviews of “Kajillionaire” and “Scare Package”, so doesn’t that [...]

Hello there! We are a podcast! Perhaps you would like to listen! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Hubie Halloween” and “The Last Starfighter”! You know what you [...]

Just in the nick of time, here’s another new episode! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Ava” and “The Tax Collector”! Plus more release date shuffling and [...]

There are few who’d deny that what I do I am the…top 100, maybe. Definitely top 1000. Anyway, we’re back with another episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John review [...]

Psst…hey, buddy, you want a movie review show? Then step right over here and get yourself a brand new fully-loaded Neon Movie Bunker! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “The [...]

Back with more reviews, and back to home viewing. This week, El’Ahrai and John review “I’m Thinking Of Ending Things” and “Jesus Shows You The Way To The [...]

We begin taking our first tentative steps back to normalcy this week, as John and El’Ahrai review “Tenet” and “The Naked City”! Yay, theaters! Men my age dictate [...]

Be excellent to each other. Start by listening to this week’s episode! El’Ahrai and John provide reviews of “Bill & Ted Face the Music” and another variety of [...]

150 is a big, nifty number! Do we have a big, nifty show to suit it? You decide! This week, John and El’Ahrai have reviews of “The One and Only Ivan” and a variety of selections [...]

What does this fine summer day offer us? Well, El’Ahrai and John are back, and they review “Project Power” and “Gamera: The Complete Collection”! Doesn’t that [...]

There are many philosophical questions John and El’Ahrai attempt to answer on this week’s show: Are the kids all right? Are the aliens all right? What can you say about this rash? [...]

Reviews? We got ’em. This week, El’Ahrai and John talk “John Lewis: Good Trouble” and “Nothing But the Blood”! Doesn’t that sound like a [...]

A short show, this week, but no less powerful for it! John and El’Ahrai proffer reviews of “Radioactive” and “James Cameron’s Story of Science Fiction”! Plus [...]

Just in the nick of time, we’re back with a new episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Palm Springs” and “The Room” (no, not that one)! Plus newsbits [...]

You’ve been waiting, well here it is–a new episode! This week, John and El’Ahrai present reviews of “The Old Guard” and “Bloodshot”! Plus all the other [...]

Big doings in this episode! This week, El’Ahrai and John bring you their lists of the Top 5 Movies of 2020 So Far! Plus! Reviews of “Hamilton” and “Relic”! [...]

Guess who’s back? Yes! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga” and “Eric Andre: Legalize Everything”. Plus all [...]

It’s time to play the music! It’s time to light the lights! It’s time to get things started on the Neon Movie Bunker tonight! This week, El’Ahrai and John review [...]

We’re back, and we’re not depressed this time! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Da 5 Bloods” and “Lost in America”. But wait, there’s more! We [...]

And so it came to pass that there was another episode. This week, El’Ahrai and John review “The King of Staten Island” and “You Don’t Nomi”! But wait, [...]

Yeah, we’re back. This week, John and El’Ahrai review “The High Note” and “Creepshow: Season 1”. Doctor, those that’ll tell don’t know, and those [...]

If you say nothing else about us, we’re persistent. Week after week, we keep coming back with new episodes. Like this one! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “The [...]

Somehow, they’re keeping it going. This week, John and El’Ahrai deliver reviews of “Scoob!” and “Zombi Child”! But wait, there’s more! We also have an [...]

Well, you’re going to have to listen to find out. Back again to batter your eardrums! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “How To Build A Girl” and “Fantasy [...]

Short show! John and El’Ahrai review “Disneynature’s Elephant” and “We Summon the Darkness”! A few other things, too. Love is the saddest thing when it goes [...]

Do you think we forgot about you? We did not. This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Extraction” and “Six Moral Tales”! But wait, there’s more! We also have an [...]

More time at home means more time for podcasts! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Never Rarely Sometimes Always” and “Vivarium”! Listen as you bake your bread! [...]

Shelter in place with your favorite podcast pals! This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Trolls World Tour” and “Goldie”! Doesn’t that resemble normalcy? [...]

Creeping forward in this petty pace from day to day, still some intrepid souls find the calling to podcast. This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Coffee & Kareem” and [...]

Between washing your hands and washing your hands, why not allow a bit of distraction in the form of your favorite movie podcast? This week, El’Ahrai and John review “The Way [...]

Shelter-in-place with us for a while, won’t you? This week, John and El’Ahrai provide reviews of “Portrait of a Lady on Fire” and “V.F.W.” But wait, [...]

Only the end of the world again. This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Onward” and “Tex Avery Screwball Classics Volume 1”. Wash your hands. Let’s find out if [...]

With shutdowns all around, take some time to listen to two men talk in an uncomfortably small enclosed space. This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Greed” and “Ghost [...]

With all that’s going on in the world today, isn’t it about time you took a long moment to hear some movie reviews? This week, El’Ahrai and John review “The Invisible [...]

Beware: this is a show with reviews in it. This week, John and El’Ahrai deliver reviews of “The Photograph” and “Is Anybody Listening?” so listen up and listen good. [...]

It’s mid-February, there’s not much going on, why not listen to a podcast about movies? This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Downhill” and “Sonic the [...]

What’s on tap this week? Well, they handed out the Oscars, so it’s time to talk about them, and that’s just what John and El’Ahrai do. Plus! Reviews of “Birds of [...]

It’s another scintillating episode this week, as El’Ahrai and John review “The Rhythm Section” and “Mon Mon Mon Monsters”! Plus, other stuff. Hermetically seal [...]