293. From the controversial best seller by Neon Movie Bunker
Despite everything you’ve done–and don’t think we don’t know–El’Ahrai and John have returned once more to bring the light of new movie reviews into your lives. This week’s subjects are “You Hurt My Feelings” and “Esme, My Love”! (Your secret challenge this week is to identify what multiple Oscar winner-shaped hole one of these films fills.) I never eat. Ever. In fact, I’m dead.