286. Their innocence. Their heritage. Their lives. Nothing would be spared in the fight for the Neon Movie Bunker.

We have returned! And what do you know, we’ve got a new show for you. This week John and El’Ahrai review “The Super Mario Bros. Movie” and “Calamity of Snakes”! (One of these features a frankly shocking amount of reptile violence.) Plus the usual nonsense! Sure! This ain’t the army, you know.