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113. Oh look at that. I’ve been impaled.

The year 2019 is whirling toward a conclusion, but we here at the Neon Movie Bunker keep our eyes on the present with news and reviews and such! This week, El’Ahrai and John present their reviews of “Bombshell” and “The Tiger of Eschnapur/The Indian Tomb”! Plus fun is poked at the Golden Globes, and other […]

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111. A Detective Neon Movie Bunker

Thanksgiving approaches, and as such, thoughts turn to…HOLIDAY SHOPPING! This week, El’Ahrai and John give you lists of the Top Gifts for the Movie Lover in Your Life! Plus! Reviews [...]

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What's A Neon Movie Bunker?

A Neon Movie Bunker is the shining palace, the glittering sparkling safe space, the citidel of cinema nerds everywhere... The Movie Theater! It's also the name of our podcast. Our Neon Movie Bunker was born in 2006. Upon hearing of the new content delivery system known as "podcasting", John and El'Ahrai launch their first series discussing movies of the day, Top 5 lists on every topic they can think of, and other general buffoonery.

Who The Heck Are These Guys?

  • El’Ahrai Stanek Co-Founder / Writer

    El’Ahrai Stanek is one of the voices on the Neon Movie Bunker. Grown in a lab, he grew up on a steady diet of creature features, slashers, kung fu movies and PBS documentaries. He began his fascination with radio broadcast in high school, followed that path to co-hosting the “Seventies Soul Jam” on WDCB 90.9 and then moved onto working within public education. During that time he helped instruct hundreds of high school students in media production and co-founded Neon Movie Bunker with carbon-based bi-ped John Robinson. He currently resides in the bunker in an undisclosed location in the Western Suburbs of Chicago.

Tweets from Stanek

  •  @RifewithKatie  Can't wait to read that interview with Tom Holland for Spies in Disguise. 1 day ago
  •  @bilald  https://t.co/P0X37J1NDh 1 day ago
  • Just put together my "Worst of 2019" list. I saw three of them theatrically, one via streaming and one was a "for y… https://t.co/lauMQT9Bps 2 days ago
  • John Robinson Co-Founder / Writer

    John Robinson was bitten by a radioactive film critic in 1989.  Developing opinions stronger than the normal human’s, he has leveraged this power into becoming the Head Theatrical Film Critic for the Neon Movie Bunker.  When he’s not sitting in a dark room staring straight ahead, he lives in Woodridge with his wife and enjoys trivia games, baking, and writing about himself in the third person.

Tweets from Robinson

  • RT  @_jarking : Marriage Story, or: I Heard You Ain’t Spouses 1 week ago
  •  @OnePerfectShot  This wasn’t even the one I was thinking of originally, but upon reflection it’s the one I went with: https://t.co/vakbOF4fC4 1 month ago
  • I was unprepared for my reaction to JOJO RABBIT. 1 month ago

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