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84. Exterminate all rational thought

Get over your Game of Thrones withdrawal by listening to this week’s Neon Movie Bunker! John and El’Ahrai review “John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum” and “Pokemon: Detective Pikachu” for your listening pleasure. Plus news’n’stuff. Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.

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83. Your ad here!

If you’re up of if you’re down, there’s another episode of the Neon Movie Bunker for you this week. Are “The Hustle” and “The Shape of Now” top of the [...]

81. Increase the peace

Hey, there, you raspscallion, you. Toddle on over to the ol’ Neon Movie Bunker and give a listen to what El’Ahrai and John are slingin’! This week, they’ve got reviews of [...]

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What's A Neon Movie Bunker?

A Neon Movie Bunker is the shining palace, the glittering sparkling safe space, the citidel of cinema nerds everywhere... The Movie Theater! It's also the name of our podcast. Our Neon Movie Bunker was born in 2006. Upon hearing of the new content delivery system known as "podcasting", John and El'Ahrai launch their first series discussing movies of the day, Top 5 lists on every topic they can think of, and other general buffoonery.

Who The Heck Are These Guys?

  • El’Ahrai Stanek Co-Founder / Writer

    El’Ahrai Stanek is one of the voices on the Neon Movie Bunker. Grown in a lab, he grew up on a steady diet of creature features, slashers, kung fu movies and PBS documentaries. He began his fascination with radio broadcast in high school, followed that path to co-hosting the “Seventies Soul Jam” on WDCB 90.9 and then moved onto working within public education. During that time he helped instruct hundreds of high school students in media production and co-founded Neon Movie Bunker with carbon-based bi-ped John Robinson. He currently resides in the bunker in an undisclosed location in the Western Suburbs of Chicago.

Tweets from Stanek

  • I'm not sure yet if I like the  @netflix  film #VelvetBuzzsaw but I know I respect the hell out of it. 2 days ago
  • Are you seriously going to catch a fish now? #Serenity #SerenityNowInsanityLater 7 days ago
  • RT  @MikeVanderbilt : RT these quotes from the opening of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET movies. https://t.co/5E6klQ6RmP 7 days ago
  • John Robinson Co-Founder / Writer

    John Robinson was bitten by a radioactive film critic in 1989.  Developing opinions stronger than the normal human’s, he has leveraged this power into becoming the Head Theatrical Film Critic for the Neon Movie Bunker.  When he’s not sitting in a dark room staring straight ahead, he lives in Woodridge with his wife and enjoys trivia games, baking, and writing about himself in the third person.

Tweets from Robinson

  • Ebony Maw watches ALIENS. #fakeEndgameSpoilers 4 weeks ago
  • Jessica Jones saves the day. #fakeEndgameSpoilers 4 weeks ago
  • It's true: we learn Thanos's mother was also named "Martha". #fakeEndgameSpoilers 4 weeks ago

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