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185. Nothing in the world has prepared you for Neon Movie Bunker!

So much content, it’s almost too much for this little box! The Oscars have come and gone, and we take a final look at them for this year! But wait, there’s more! We also have an interview with “Golden Arm” writers Ann Marie Allison and Jenna Milly! Plus! Reviews of “Together Together” and “Mortal Kombat”! […]

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184. Watching Neon Movie Bunker

It’s another humdinger of an episode this week, as John and El’Ahrai review “In The Earth” and “Quick Change”! Plus they announce their plans to stream their [...]

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What's A Neon Movie Bunker?

A Neon Movie Bunker is the shining palace, the glittering sparkling safe space, the citidel of cinema nerds everywhere... The Movie Theater! It's also the name of our podcast. Our Neon Movie Bunker was born in 2006. Upon hearing of the new content delivery system known as "podcasting", John and El'Ahrai launch their first series discussing movies of the day, Top 5 lists on every topic they can think of, and other general buffoonery.

Who The Heck Are These Guys?

  • El’Ahrai Stanek Co-Founder / Writer

    El’Ahrai Stanek is one of the voices on the Neon Movie Bunker. Grown in a lab, he grew up on a steady diet of creature features, slashers, kung fu movies and PBS documentaries. He began his fascination with radio broadcast in high school, followed that path to co-hosting the “Seventies Soul Jam” on WDCB 90.9 and then moved onto working within public education. During that time he helped instruct hundreds of high school students in media production and co-founded Neon Movie Bunker with carbon-based bi-ped John Robinson. He currently resides in the bunker in an undisclosed location in the Western Suburbs of Chicago.

Tweets from Stanek

  • Now Kiko's spirit will live in the happy frog! 5 days ago
  •  @tedgeoghegan  I tend to try to spend time complimenting my friends and acquaintances. Helps shift my mindset. 6 days ago
  • Don't care how much time has passed, I still can't tolerate The Gin Blossoms. 1 week ago
  • John Robinson Co-Founder / Writer

    John Robinson was bitten by a radioactive film critic in 1989.  Developing opinions stronger than the normal human’s, he has leveraged this power into becoming the Head Theatrical Film Critic for the Neon Movie Bunker.  When he’s not sitting in a dark room staring straight ahead, he lives in Woodridge with his wife and enjoys trivia games, baking, and writing about himself in the third person.

Tweets from Robinson

  • Visit https://t.co/6Fa7W4ZoHk for our livestream of tonight's Oscars! 2 weeks ago
  • What takes 2020’s title for #NotGoodButAwesome? 5 months ago
  • RT  @hannibalv : 4 TV characters that represent your essence. https://t.co/anH1Qi59X3 5 months ago

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