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119. Once discovered, the Neon Movie Bunker was never the same

Talk, talk, talk. There is a significant amount of talking on this week’s show, everything from Oscar nomination discussion to home video recommendations. But wait, there’s more! We also have an interview with “Color Out of Space” writer/director Richard Stanley! Plus! Reviews of “Doolittle” and “Color Out of Space”! There’s something I know when I’m […]

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118. Put on a Neon Movie Bunker!

Let’s look ahead, shall we? This week, John and El’Ahrai bring you their lists of their Top 5 Most Anticipated Movies of 2020! (Book it: “The Croods 2”.) Plus! Reviews of [...]

116. Time Changes Neon Movie Bunker

It’s here! It’s finally here! The 2019 Neon Movie Bunker YEAR-END SPECTACUGANZA IS HERE! Yes, it’s time for John and El’Ahrai to give you, the public, their lists of the [...]

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What's A Neon Movie Bunker?

A Neon Movie Bunker is the shining palace, the glittering sparkling safe space, the citidel of cinema nerds everywhere... The Movie Theater! It's also the name of our podcast. Our Neon Movie Bunker was born in 2006. Upon hearing of the new content delivery system known as "podcasting", John and El'Ahrai launch their first series discussing movies of the day, Top 5 lists on every topic they can think of, and other general buffoonery.

Who The Heck Are These Guys?

  • El’Ahrai Stanek Co-Founder / Writer

    El’Ahrai Stanek is one of the voices on the Neon Movie Bunker. Grown in a lab, he grew up on a steady diet of creature features, slashers, kung fu movies and PBS documentaries. He began his fascination with radio broadcast in high school, followed that path to co-hosting the “Seventies Soul Jam” on WDCB 90.9 and then moved onto working within public education. During that time he helped instruct hundreds of high school students in media production and co-founded Neon Movie Bunker with carbon-based bi-ped John Robinson. He currently resides in the bunker in an undisclosed location in the Western Suburbs of Chicago.

Tweets from Stanek

  • John Robinson Co-Founder / Writer

    John Robinson was bitten by a radioactive film critic in 1989.  Developing opinions stronger than the normal human’s, he has leveraged this power into becoming the Head Theatrical Film Critic for the Neon Movie Bunker.  When he’s not sitting in a dark room staring straight ahead, he lives in Woodridge with his wife and enjoys trivia games, baking, and writing about himself in the third person.

Tweets from Robinson

  • RT  @DanielleSATM : I'm planning to attend/cover #SXSW again in March but I need help to attend the festival. I'm one of very few transgender… 1 week ago
  • RT  @ErickWeber : Have you voted for #Oscars Best Picture with  @AwardsAce 's preferential ballot yet? #Parasite has the early lead over #1917M… 1 week ago
  • Oh, man. It just hit me that UNCUT GEMS was shut out. Jonathan Pryce was good in THE TWO POPES, but Sandler was sig… https://t.co/guB6oL1hVg 2 weeks ago

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