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When unbalance leads to Neon Movie Bunkers

Dip into the past with us on this week’s episode, won’t you? El’Ahrai and John have reviews of “Peterloo” and “Master of Dark Shadows” for your consideration, so give a listen! We also have newsy discussion, home video picks, and, as ever, “more”! I’ve got an infinite number of places to go, the problem is […]

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What's A Neon Movie Bunker?

A Neon Movie Bunker is the shining palace, the glittering sparkling safe space, the citidel of cinema nerds everywhere... The Movie Theater! It's also the name of our podcast. Our Neon Movie Bunker was born in 2006. Upon hearing of the new content delivery system known as "podcasting", John and El'Ahrai launch their first series discussing movies of the day, Top 5 lists on every topic they can think of, and other general buffoonery.

Who The Heck Are These Guys?

  • El’Ahrai Stanek Co-Founder / Writer

    El’Ahrai Stanek is one of the voices on the Neon Movie Bunker. Grown in a lab, he grew up on a steady diet of creature features, slashers, kung fu movies and PBS documentaries. He began his fascination with radio broadcast in high school, followed that path to co-hosting the “Seventies Soul Jam” on WDCB 90.9 and then moved onto working within public education. During that time he helped instruct hundreds of high school students in media production and co-founded Neon Movie Bunker with carbon-based bi-ped John Robinson. He currently resides in the bunker in an undisclosed location in the Western Suburbs of Chicago.

Tweets from Stanek

  • And now I watch what is easily my second favorite film featuring  @LelandOrser  4 days ago
  • Teaser trailer. Title is... The Rise of Skywalker 7 days ago
  • I have to. And I fully expect to laugh. https://t.co/677Pw6HmKJ 2 weeks ago
  • John Robinson Co-Founder / Writer

    John Robinson was bitten by a radioactive film critic in 1989.  Developing opinions stronger than the normal human’s, he has leveraged this power into becoming the Head Theatrical Film Critic for the Neon Movie Bunker.  When he’s not sitting in a dark room staring straight ahead, he lives in Woodridge with his wife and enjoys trivia games, baking, and writing about himself in the third person.

Tweets from Robinson

  • And now for something completely different... #NOTStarWarsCelebration #WouldTotallyGoToAMikeLeighConvention https://t.co/ebpPMKdpX3 3 days ago
  • To win a copy of #MaryPoppinsReturns, tell me your favorite Emily Blunt movie. 4 weeks ago
  • The best thing I can say about #AlitaBattleAngel is the the credits are over surprisingly quickly. 2 months ago

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