418. Coming to a Neon Movie Bunker near you

Three critics enter. One review leaves. Ladies and gentlemen, theydies and gentlethems, children of all ages, John, El’Ahrai, and beloved guest star Cati “The Blonde in Front” Glidewell collaborate today to review “Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein”. Prepare yourself for heights of hyperbole rarely reached outside the realm of professional wrestling! Plus! Newsbits, video picks, and a rundown of Cati’s Autumn of 1000 Horror Festivals! You should listen, and tell a friend! I look in the mirror and the only thing I recognize, are these eyes. In this old man’s face.