401. Coming soon to a Neon Movie Bunker near you

We sit at (just about) the midpoint of 2025. As is their wont for this time of year, El’Ahrai and John have selected lists of the Top 5 Movies of 2025! (Topping both lists? You guessed it: “Dog Man”.) Plus! Reviews of “Jurassic World: Rebirth” and “Bring Her Back”! Also all the other stuff. Listen, you should listen. Why does the devil walk in human form anyway? I have no idea. Maybe he doesn’t know either. Maybe he passes on from body to body, down through history, waiting for the perfect fit. But I know one thing, on Earth, he’s weak. His powers are limited. He needs emissaries to do his dirty work, so he finds them or makes them, using his greatest power: the power of the deal.